creaconno asked:


I have pretty much finished my best man speech , but there is one key detail that I just can’t finish. My brother Dave is 6′4 and his soon to be wife Jane is 5′1 and I’m trying to put in a joke about them choosing eachother specifically because of their height. In other words I’m trying to say something to the extent like “they really have a lot in common, Dave always wanted a wife that ……..and Jane always wanted a husband that ………….” I’m really drawing a blank can anyone help?

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