Hi, later this year I will be a proud best man for my Wife’s brother’s wedding in the Philippines (Mindanao). Unfortunately, being British and from the UK, I know and speak next-to-no Tagalog or Visayan! I’m not going to let that put me off though and so I now need help from any budding Philippine jokers (or jokesses?) out there!
If anyone knows any suitable wedding jokes to amuse the guests, I would be very grateful to recieve them! It would be best if you could post both the joke and it’s english translation if possible. Family jokes and wedding jokes would all be very much appreciated! Many thanks for any responses! I look forward to laughing at your bestlines! Tony.
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The Knight in a tarnish Armour! (translated already into English ;).
One lazy afternoon, a distraught lady who just lost her lover decided to end her life by jumping of a bridge. It took her awhile to traverse the railing, but by that time, she already attracted some crowd on the riverbank. Radio and TV stations rushed to capture the inevitable, while some decided to go closer to her to convince her not to do what ever she intended to do. And then it happened, to the horror of the crowd, she jump into the slow flowing river. Someone in the crowd shouted, “somebody save her”. It seems like a lifetime until somebody jump into the river, and finally rescued the lady and brought her to the river’s edge. Everybody was clapping their hands as to the heroism demonstrated by the gallant man. One radio announcer who scooted next to him, ask the rescuer, “what made you jump to save the lady?”. The man looked around him, and finally blurted out, “I didn’t jumped to save her, somebody push me in!. Har, har, har. (pirates laugh)
Oh. There are jokes on Bisaya that I know.
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Hope this helps…. 
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