Child of the Fox asked:


My big brother is having a court wedding for some reason and plans to have a second “formal” wedding within a year. I’ve never been in a court wedding so I’m not really sure how it goes. My question is, should I worry about giving my “best man” speech then; or hold on to it until the formal wedding a year later? I guess I also want to know if the court wedding will be too quick that there’ll be no time for anything except for them to exchange their vows?

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Real Lucido asked:


It’s a unique and rare privilege to be able to give a best man speech because you have to squeeze a lifetimes worth of memories onto a small piece of paper and balance it just right to make the most perfect and enjoyable speech.
So I hope your not all expecting much!
For anyone who doesn’t know me my name is (My Name), I’m (Grooms Name) little brother and for everyone who does know me you have my condolences!
It’s an honor and a pleasure to be (Grooms Name) Best Man,
May I first say that there is no words to describe how beautiful (Brides Name) looks today and I’m happy to have her as my new sister in law, and I must also complement the bridesmaids because they are looking great, and there’s a man who needs no introduction, he’s a man who is as good as the come, he’s an inspiration to most of his friends, he’s smart, loyal, got a very witty sense of humor, he’s charismatic and he’s very attractive the women just adore him. But enough about me because this is (Grooms Name) day so I have made a large list of (Grooms Name) accomplishments in life in honor of the occasion!
Now tradition would dictate that this speech impart would be an opportunity to bring up embarrassing moments in (Grooms Name) past in front of all his family and friends, but I’ve got to tell you I’m above that.
I’m not going to tell you about the time when (Grooms Name) came in my room and closed the door behind him which didn’t actually have a handle on it and at the time (because our Dad earlier on the day had been painting the doors) which meant we where locked in together, also Mum & Dad where at a parents evening meeting one of (Grooms Name) college tutors so she could tell them how brilliant and smart he is and as proof of that he came up with the ingenious idea of how to get us out the room, he suggested I jump out the window and try to land on top of the conservatory roof, lets just say his plan never worked out. That would be out of line for me to mention that moment.
And it would be even worse to talk about the time when we were kids and I threw a snowball at his head, so he decided to grab some snow and start making one to throw back at me but we had a little Chihuahua Dog called (Dogs Name) and Mum had never warned (Grooms Name) that; “Snow doesn’t come in yellow”. That would be completely and utterly unfair of me to talk about those moments tonight.
So instead to give you all a brief insight into what it has been like to spend a lifetime with (Grooms Name)
I have updated my speech and asked the same question again so if you would all please click on my profile and answer my question again on what you think of my updated speech thanx guys and girls!

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SoSurreal♥ asked:


My boyfriend is the best man in his uncles wedding - & he needs help writting a speech - he has never done this before … he needs something short and sweet (possibly funny)

Thanks so much in advance!

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Tony C asked:


Hi, later this year I will be a proud best man for my Wife’s brother’s wedding in the Philippines (Mindanao). Unfortunately, being British and from the UK, I know and speak next-to-no Tagalog or Visayan! I’m not going to let that put me off though and so I now need help from any budding Philippine jokers (or jokesses?) out there!
If anyone knows any suitable wedding jokes to amuse the guests, I would be very grateful to recieve them! It would be best if you could post both the joke and it’s english translation if possible. Family jokes and wedding jokes would all be very much appreciated! Many thanks for any responses! I look forward to laughing at your bestlines! Tony.

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countrykicks2007 asked:


I have been wondering if it is wedding tradition for the maid of honor and the best man to make a wedding toast or speech and if so, what should/shouldn’t I say?

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BUBBLES asked:


Do you have to have the maid of honor give a speech these days? Every wedding I have been at I have seen it but my sister is shy so I just wanted to skip it? I was also going to give the DJ directions not to allow anyone else to give a speech…..
Also for those who follow my drama-
I have a bad feeling my “eloping” bridesmaid’s friend will jump up and give a speech if she find out my sister doesn’t want to… And my friend can be embarrassing and crazy… so I would rather not have her talk.
I am the bride and my sister is the maid of honor.

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Smoke my Pole asked:


I’m trying to make the funniest heart-warming yet saucy best man speech ever!
As you can tell by my username, I like to have fun with words!

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Stephanie Hates Blind Loyalty asked:


Also what goes into a speech what is appropriate and not appropriate. The best man is the brother of the groom and the bride is from a conservative catholic hispanic family. What topics should be avoided in the speech and well basically have no idea what the speech should be.

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J B asked:


He’s best man for a mates wedding, he doesn’t really want to share any stories about the guy because….well….most of the stories aren’t family friendly lol. Any general nice sounding speech beginning, middles or ends would be great. Don’t really want to have to pay for a speech off the net! LOL cheers.

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newly01 asked:


Looking for a speech from best man (older brother) to the groom (younger brother) and his new wife

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